Darc and I are sending out a sister post to you. Hang in there. Can't wait to meet "Crazy Ivan."
Quotations from "Baby Mama" the movie...
"Is that chocolate or poop,"
"Can I just spray a little Pam down in that area before the baby comes out?"
"Congratulations, Kate. I want to reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact."

"Sorry I farted in your purse."
Love ya,
Nan and Darcie